You Don’t Know Anything, You Uncultured Swine!(Rant #1)

When I say, “I ship Thominho!”,

Practically, my classmates are like, “Ew, aren’t they both boys? That’s gross.”

WELL, EXCUSE ME, MOTHASHUCKERS, THOMINHO IS REAL.

And don’t insult my OTP. I mean like, what if I said that Larry sucks, WHAT WOULD YOU FEEL, BISHES? Okay, I’ll calm down a bit.

But still, insulting a fangirl’s OTP is just plain rude. What if I say Kathniel is dumb or maybe that Jadine is fake and bla bla bla… Okay, you people from outside of my country, it’s a celebrity ship in here. I honestly think they’re pretty stupid, but I don’t say anything because I don’t wanna offend anyone. Siriusly, don’t criticize another person’s ship because wouldn’t that insult the other person? It’s like telling them that their opinion sucks. It’s practically insulting their taste. It’s calling them “stupid”. Though you’re not saying that, it feels like that. Also, all ships are acceptable. It’s an unwritten rule.

And, by saying that a person’s ship is stupid and disgusting because the people in the ship have the same gender is shucking homophobic. I mean, it’s happening in the whole wide world. Gay people are getting married, lesbians are getting married. And if you were so against it, go ahead and complain to the government about it. I don’t care. And you’re also forgetting a tiny little detail, THEY DON’T EVEN EXIST IN OUR WORLD[I believe there’s an alternate universe where the are real]. So why do you care so much? You’re not even in the fandom, so shoo, you uncultured swine!

ALSO, THOMINHO IS PERFECT.

Oh, I study in an all-girls school, and I know people who are lesbian and bi. You know, they ship lesbians with straight girls in here. The straight girls are getting teased and all. It’s so unfair. Why can’t I ship non-straight ships, and my classmates can? INEQUALITY!

Okay, rant over. 

Alessa out.

*I’m sorry if I offended anyone…Forgive me!

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Magnus Chase and the Sword of Summer!

Okay, I know I’m pretty late, but give me some credit, I bought it the minute I saw it. Bro, I’m not from America where you guys are updated with books. 

Anywho, I loved it. ANNABETH IS IN THERE! Oh my shuck, I missed her.

But Annie isn’t the only thing I missed, I missed Rick’s titles for chapters! They are just so dam hilarious. Like, 

1. Good Morning, You’re Going To Die.

That’s brilliant, Rick. Keep on doing what you’re doing. Well, except for trolling us with CLIFFHANGERS.

Yep, more cliffhangers.

I don’t wanna spoil for the people who haven’t read it, so that’s all I can say.

Alessa out!

Sorry For Not Posting!

I’m sorry, guys. It’s just that I didn’t have the motivation and ideas to write a post.

I don’t want to sound like those people who always make up excuses and stuff so okay, I’m sorry for being a lazy shuck-face. I’ll update posts, promise!

Thank you so much! Love you guys(if there are people in there)!

-Alessa